Eminem -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Name Is Hi my name is (what) my name is (who) My name is (Slim Shady) Hi my name is (huh) my name is (what) My name is (Slim Shady) uh uh Hi my name is (what) (Excuse me) my name is (who) My name is (Slim Shady) (Can I have the attention of the class) Hi My name is (huh) my name is (for one second) (what) My name is (Slim Shady) Hi kids do you like violence (yeah yeah yeah) Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids (uh huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (yeah yeah) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is (huh) My brain's dead weight I'm tryin' to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate (um) Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead" (uh-uh) "Then why's ya face red man you wasted" Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (agh) Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross (ah) I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast (woh) Come here slut (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog) I don't give a fuck God sent me to piss the world off CHORUS: Hi my name is (what) my name is (who) My name is (Slim Shady) Hi my name is (huh) my name is (what) My name is (Slim Shady) CHORUS. My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (shhh) Thanks a lot next semester I'll be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (ow) Walked in a strip club had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians In a space ship while they're screamin' at me "Let's just be friends" 99 percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (damn) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (oh thank you) You know you blew up when the women rush the stands To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (ah ah ah ah) This guy in White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph) So I signed it "Dear Dave thanks for the support asshole" CHORUS. Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (get him) Dr Dre don't just stand there operate I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die (fuck that) I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (oh yo) Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive (go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (whoops) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk I spit when I talk I fuck anything that walks (come here) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits How you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got no tits (wah wah) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang) I'm steamin' mad (argh) and by the way when you see my dad (yeah) Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guilty Conscience Man: Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a (I can't take this anymore, I can't take this anymore) liquor store But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... Dre: Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door Of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (Who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin' conscience M&M: That's nonsense. Go in gather the money And run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs With Renee's razor blades Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns M&M: Fuck dat, Do that shit, Shoot that bitch Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? Dre: Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you M&M: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude...*scratched out* Man: *conversation in background* Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his consciencecomes into play... M&M: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek Or smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe... Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair M&M: Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh-huh) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there.. Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids? M&M: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest! Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? M&M: Yeah fuck that, hit that chick raw-dog and bail...*scratched out* Man: Meet Brady. A 29 year old construction worker. *footsteps on gravel* After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. *moaning* (What the fuck?) Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin... M&M: Fuck dat shit you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off?!?! Fuck slittin' her throat! CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!! Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? M&M: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? Dre: Shit, alright Shady. Maybe he's right Brady. But think about the baby before you get all crazy. M&M: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES?!?! Dre: What you say? M&M: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? Dre: I'ma kill you motherfucker! M&M: Uh-Uh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. A-K comin' Straight Outta Compton Y'all Better Make Way??! How in the fuck you gon' tell this man not to be violent? Dre: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there done that... *shotgun cocks* aw fuck it... What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Brady, where's your gun at? BANG! *cocks* BANG! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Role Model OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I choked you again Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!) My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!) Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Still Don't Give a Fuck A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death.. Hell yeah I'm afraid of death I don't want to die yet A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil.. that I do all types of.. retarded shit Look, I can't change the way I think And I can't change the way I am But if I offended you? Good Cause I still don't give a fuck I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint A lyricist without a clue, what year is this? Fuck a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this Livin amuk, never givin a fuck Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck But I smoke dope in a cab I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!) A killer instinct runs in the blood Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud I've calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein operated on I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writin this rhyme Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time Chorus: For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can KISS MY ASS [Eminem] I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles And pull you apart from both angles I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins And bust open like broken water mains So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on") I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives, a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives (Shittin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again Chorus [Eminem] I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh shit!) Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches I don't rap to get the women - fuck bitches Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes Never ran with a click - I'm a posse Kamikaze, strappin a motherfuckin bomb across me From the second I was born, my momma lost me I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place My worst day on this earth was my first birthday Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage? Fuck, I was born during the earthquake Chorus -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turn Me Loose (Limp Bizkit feat. Eminem) Eminem: Aite Fred Durst: Check! Slim Shady, do the mic. kid (Eminem) I don't do black music I don't do white music I make fight music For High School kids I pull side full grips When I drive like this {screech} With a slipped disk >From a Limp Bizkit diss I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts So I get pissed and can't pick which wrist to slit Little rich kids in cribs Don't attempt this shit Just step back While I prep up to pimp this bitch So I said to the girl, I'm like "What up girl?" "Shut up girl!" And showed her a cut-up squirrel She screamed bloody murder so loud everybody heard her Slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer I moved on to two blondes And kissed 'em on a futon {Ay yo baby!} {What do you want?!} I looked at 'em both and I was like "Look, check this out toots, I'm lookin' for cookie pus" I need to speak to 'em immediatly They played my video on MTV last week And just when I was thinkin' I was all that and then some In comes Fred Durst (Fred Durst) Yo Shady let me get some Who knows what galaxy I came from One where a bass drum hung from my high chair Now I'm a nightmare You stay right there I got the diva Hold the flavor of a single See me and Shady? I think we got a lock down Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin' with your top down These two blondes I offered 'em both a drink And this you would think Could get the party started But instead them girls turned their heads Opened up their mouths Smelt like somebody farted So if it's time for me to move on Shady said the livin' room was a dance floor So turn me loose I was cuttin' the rug with this chick Bumped into this dude who was drunk And a prick Ramblin' on about how He was gonna kill me Wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt But no- He insisted we should go Before I could drop 'em Shady had to clock 'em The music stopped The party stood in shock So I looked around Grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf Chorus: Turn me loose (4X) This party's goin' my way Or no way at all But don't you Turn me loose (3X) This party's goin' my way Or no way at all (Eminem) Turn me loose You better tell 'em to come re-shingle the roof Just keep feedin' me free drinks till I puke And Fred'll ask me to lead sing in his group I'm sick at the barn I'm not bein' approached Cuz Fred's over there stealin' all of my hoes {Yo Fred save me some} I walked up to these saimese twins And asked to have a threesome Told 'em two heads are better that one Plus I respect how y'all roll together as one Got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groin Stood up like "Ay wait, where you goin" {bye!} Oh well Three strikes and I'm out I struck out and stood tied to the road {ouch} I ain't tryin' no more Fuck it- I'm chillin' Get a shot of yable {ahhh} Fell asleep on the ceiling (Fred Durst) Who knows what galaxy I came from One where a bass drum hung from my high chair Now I'm a nightmare You stay right there I got the diva Hold the flavor of a single See me and Shady? I think we got a lock down Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin' with your top down These two blondes I offered 'em both a drink And this you would think Could get the party started But instead them girls turned their heads Opened up their mouths Smelt like somebody farted So if it's time for me to move on Shady said the livin' room was a dance floor So turn me loose I was cuttin' the rug with this chick Bumped into this dude who was drunk And a prick Ramblin' on about how He was gonna kill me Wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt Chorus -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bad Influence ('End of Days' soundtrack) {Just pull the plug!} People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it (repeat all 2x) [Eminem] Hand me an .8 Beam me up and land me in space I'ma sit on top of the world {I'm here} And shit on Brandy and Mase I'm more than ill Scarier than a white journalist in a room with Lauryn Hill {ahhh} Human horror film But with a lot funnier plot And people goin' feel me cuz I'ma still be the mad rapper whether I got money or not {yup} As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot I'll be in a canoe paddlin' makin' fun of your yacht But I would like an award For the best rapper to get one mic in The Source And a wardrobe I can afford Otherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a Ford And you wonder what the fuck I need more Vicadin for Everybody's pissin' me off; even a No Limit tank looks like a middle finger sideways flippin' me off No shit I'm a grave danger to my health Why else would I kill you and jump in a grave and bury myself {Just pull the plug!} People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it {Just let it go!} (repeat all 2X) [Eminem] I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrolling corners Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters I'm meaner in action than Rosco beating James Tar Senior Across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {ouch ouch} I grew up in the wild hood, as a hazardous youth With a fucked up childhood, that I used as an excuse And ain't shit changed, I kept the same mindstate since the third time that I failed 9th grade You probably think that I'm a negative person Don't be so sure of it I don't promote violence, I just encourage it {c'mon} I laugh at the sight of death As I fall down a cement flight of steps (ahhhh) And land inside a bed of spider webs So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again Shit, why not? Blow your brain out I'm blowing mine out Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now {Just let it go} People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it {Just pull the plug!} (repeat all 2X) [Eminem] My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches I'm not a "Role Model," I don't wanna babysit kids I got one little girl, and Hailey Jade is Shady's business And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off Where the fuck were you when Gil was payin me to dishwash I make a couple statements and now look how crazy shit got You may be gettin' a bigger attitude than maybe Kim's got And the shit's almost got the same fate that Grady's bitch got I know that "Just the Two of Us" would make you hate me this much And Just the Two of Us That ain't got shit to do with us and our personal life It's just words on a mic. So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a show business pig But the funny shit is that I still go with the bitch --------------------------------------------------------------------------------